Welcome to Man School

Class, I'd like to introduce myself. I am Professor Cal Doowright. PhD in Manology, world's foremost expert on opening doors for women and scholar in the field of attending to lover's needs. Oh, and also celebrated Sears model circa 1978. But never you mind that.

You have come to Man School for various reasons. There are a lot of first timers here, I see. And then again I do recognize some return pupils. Yes. You may just need to brush up on some courses in Man School or you may be a man who needs to enroll full time. I will be the judge of that, gentlemen. I understand some of you have come here out of your own free will and others have been gently nudged to try MSU out. In any case you have made it, brave souls. These are important steps to guarantee your happiness and most importantly, the happiness of those loved ones suffering from your lack of 'education'. Now, my courses can only do so much. Unfortunately, some of you will never be able to retain these priceless lessons but I guarantee if you are willing to put the work in, you will come out on top...or bottom or both or however you like it, you naughty devils!

Many of you may already be familiar with some of the training at MSU but we have added some new and exciting classes this semester that I think you're going to like. Our deck building course, for instance, is not to be missed, my friends. An invaluable skill and one that is a requirement in order to graduate from Man School come Spring. Here are some of the other required courses you have to look forward to:

• Stepping Up in the Event of a Crisis
• Hard to Open Jars - And Hard to Reach Shelves
  
• General Handyman's Course
• Understanding The Little Things
• Intro to Heavy Lifting
• Communication/Listening Like You Mean It (even when the game is on)
  
• Advanced Gift Giving Techniques
• The Essentials to Admitting When Wrong
  
• Complements: The Way to Get Laid
  
• Giving Her Space to Sort Out the Crazies
• Taxi Etiquette: Take Charge - You Know Where You're Going, Right?!
• An Introduction to Catching Critters
  
• Eye Contact - Even When The Boobs Are Out (a lesson in control)
  
• Art of Lovemaking Studies
  
• Relinquishing Control (without Pussing out)
• Support, Encourage, Support, Encourage
  
• Moustache Maintenance

I realize this is a heavy course load and some of you may very well waive certain courses you've already mastered....depending on how you were raised. Gotta give it up to the good parents out there raising proper men. Can I hear a wha what?? But seriously, we have a lot of work ahead of us, gents. So roll up your sleeves and show me what Real Men are made of.

Special shout out to my bitches - karen and erin for filling me in on Man School & Professor Doowright's teachings. His principal field of research is in the study of How Best to be a Man. I think you can tell by that picture, he knows what he's talking about.
xoxo
Ms. Lulu